The Great Suitcase Caper – Binding Medusa for a Budget-Friendly World Tour

Medusa – Tied and Taped for Travel
We really like Medusa, and so we wanted her to join us on our around the world sight seeing trip. Only trouble was, we couldn’t afford an extra ticket. Besides, baggage charges are MUCH less than airfares, so we came upon an easy solution! We would simply bind and gag the tiny traveler into an untra small package and stow her in our suitcase! Sure this meant she’d see fewer sights, but het, a free trip is a free trip, right? We crammed a ball gag into her mouth and began to tie her into an ever smaller, ever more helpless package, making sure to go over all thr rope with a nice tight layer of hot, sticky duct tape before stuffing her in the suitcase! She fit! Now that our packing was all done, we zipped her up in the case so we could all get a good night sleep. Sure the rocking of the suitcase and the muffled screams inside might attract some attention, but that was a problem for the morning!